October 05, 2006

What do you get when you cross a cocaine-tooting misogynist with an alcoholic pedophile?

...a Pat O'Brien -- Mark Foley mashup!



Maf54: how my favorite young stud doing
PatO: i am so fucking into you
Maf54: you need a massage
PatO: go into the bathroom and leave me a voicemail
Maf54): youll be way hot then
PatO: but you have to be into betsy I told betsy you're into her
Maf54: did any girl give you a haand job this weekend
PatO: I want to lick your pussy and suck your tits
Maf54: good so your getting horny
PatO: I don' tknow whats wrong with me I don't do this
Maf54: did you spank it this weekend yourself
PatO: I want to suck your pussy
Maf54: i am never to busy haha
PatO: I wanna beat off in your face
Maf54: but it must feel great spirting on the towel
PatO: let's do it
Maf54: i always use lotion and the hand
PatO: lets get crazy
Maf54: cute butt bouncing in the air
PatO: just look me in the eye and say 'yes'
Maf54: is your little guy limp...or growing
PatO: I don't do this for a living it's like new to me.
Maf54: i may try that
PatO: let's hire a hooker…. Go crazy… get some coke
Maf54: love details
PatO: watch you and betsy eat each other
Maf54: great visual
PatO: i want you to suck my cock
Maf54: get a ruler and measure it for me
PatO: if you get this message just look at me and say yes
Maf54: well I have aa totally stiff wood now
PatO: you are so fucking hot

Posted by Nils Blutig at October 5, 2006 10:09 PM | TrackBack