Archive for April, 2007

Apr 28 2007

The Revolting Silence of God

Published by Michael Slater under Uncategorized

Doing my Singapore taxes this evening. (Somehow Singapore manages to have a straightwford income return that is simpler than a 1040EZ and covers you whether you make $15,000, $1,500,000, or $15,000,000.  Conversely, I don’t even attempt to do my US taxes).  Turned on iTunes and it randomly dialed in, unbelievably, “The Revealing Science of God” from the lamentable “Tales From Topographic Oceans.” [The album … was arguably a key to the genre’s swift decline in popularity]

It reminded me, for some reason vividly, of Jan’s enormous brown bags of cassettes that I used to duplicate by, cleverly, sitting two cassette recorders near each other, one playing, the other, well, recording.

All his tapes were oddly or at least sparsely labelled.  One I remembered in particular was the cassette labelled, “The Revolting Silence of God.”  I recall it as being a black cassette with the original labell  dried and fallen off, and replaced with a rectangular label with rounded edges, written in red pen, in Jan’s distinctive all-caps font, “The Revolting Silence of God.”

I was 13yo then, had no clue, and didn’t like that music, so I was always confused by that tape and generally ignored it.  (As did most people, I gather)

When that memory popped up during the song I thought, “I wonder if that was a common term for that turd-Album?”   I would have never known in 1985, but now twenty-plus years later, I can ask The All-Knowing.  He says, “nope.”

Thus I figured I better add my little contribution to the world and make sure Google is now aware of this notion.

Anyway, there’s one random memory of Corsica circa-1985.

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Apr 26 2007

I’m a big fan of catty, prick humor. I find this hilarious.

Published by Michael Slater under Uncategorized

Mrs. Middleton’s other missteps, apparently, included having once worked as a flight attendant, a fact that caused some of [Prince] William’s friends to cattily mutter “doors to manual” whenever Kate came into the room.

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Apr 24 2007

Todd Goldman: Total Turd

Published by Michael Slater under Uncategorized

Todd Goldman “”artist”" in the serial plagiarizer sense of the word.

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Apr 22 2007

Alton Brown Chili

I was browsing the cookbook section of Borders today. I saw they had a version two copy of my Alton Brown “I’m Just Here For the Food” book. I picked through it and saw his recipe for pressure-cooker chilli again.

There’s not much to it. He just cooks really nasty, tough, sinewy pieces of meat in a pressure cooker, so that it cooks really quick. (twenty-five minutes instead of six hours or whatever). Beyond that, there isn’t much recipe, and I dispute his lack of beans or tomato (except for what is in the can of salsa).

Anyway, so I went next door to Japanese grocery store Seiyu and bought the cheapest pieces of beef and pork they had (which weren’t all that sinewy or bad, frankly) and took it home.

I made a few variations:

  • I did add a can of kidney beans
  • I did add a can of stewed tomatos (in addition to a jar of medium salsa)
  • I made my own proto-adobo sauce — about six cloves of slivered garlic and an onion, softened to a soffrito, and deglazed with balsamic vinegar, sherry vinegar, and cider vinegar.
  • I made my own chilli powder from red chili flaked fried lightly in oil along with garlic and onion powder, a lot of cumin, paprika, cocoa, cinammon, and… that’s all I guess.
  • I used a small can of Kirin rather than a mexican medium ale.

The thing Alton Brown goes on about the pressure cooker is that it cooks 2/3rds faster, just because it gets so hot. Ok great, but it doesn’t magically eliminate the principle of “carbon based food at really high temp burns.” Which is exactly what happened to me. I smelt a tinge of ‘burnt’ in the steam, so I quickly took it off the heat and vented it. Sure enough there was a quarter-inch of carbonized char on the bottom of the pot. Fortunately nothing stirred the pot, so it never mixed up with the food, so actualyl the rest of the chilli tasted great. But I am not sure what to do about this, I guess it means I need to cook with more water.

The beef tasted really soft and nice. It benefitted from the cooking. I think the pork was a little lean to begin with, so it tended to be drier and less pleasant, but was still totally edible. The thing that go me was the pressure cooker…

Anyway, verdict was cheap and good. Especially with some cheddar cheese and sour cream. It takes longer to cook than he implies because the pressure cooker takes a long time to cool down on its own, but still it can all be done in less than an hour, which is not bad for a non-hamburger-based chilli.

Here is some wisdom on scorching food in pressure cookers.  I cooked my stuff too hot. As well, it was a tomato based product (hard to do, they say) and I mixed in corn chips from the beginning, according to Brown’s recipe, which adds corn starch/flour, also advised-against by this guide.  Next time I’ll try less-brutal heat.

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Apr 20 2007

‘A’ Always ‘B’ Be ‘C’ Cursing

Published by Michael Slater under Uncategorized

Earlier this spring I pointed out the irony of Alec Baldwin being an actor of a beloved children’s program.  The ever-charming father recently showed his best side yet again:

Switching his train of thought, Baldwin then exercised his incredible parenting skills and took a shot at his ex-wife, declaring, “I don’t give a damn that you’re 12-years-old or 11-years-old, or a child, or that your mother is a thoughtless pain in the ass who doesn’t care about what you do.” The irate Baldwin went on to say, “You’ve made me feel like s**t” and threatened to “straighten your ass out.”

“This crap you pull on me with this goddamn phone situation that you would never dream of doing to your mother,” screamed Baldwin, “and you do it to me constantly over and over again.”

Before hanging up, Baldwin warned the child, “You better be ready Friday the 20th to meet with me.” That’s tomorrow.

Fucking freak.

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Apr 20 2007

Steak tartar

Published by Michael Slater under Food

I had a long, and busy week.  I felt festive by the time we ran our friday evening PNL reports and so I popped downstairs to have several beers with colleagues before Ling came to pick me up. I didn’t have a car since I dropped it at the Ford shop today.  The bushings on my struts had worn out and my Ford Focus made an awful racket whenever the car’s center-of-gravity changed.

I felt inspired for dinner so said we’d go to our favorite french place, L’Angelus.  New item on the menu, Steak Tartare, I ordered. I’ve never had it before.  Imagine raw meatloaf mixed with an egg and some mustard.  Kind of a savory semi-freddo, if you will. mmmmmmm it was quite a pleasant meal.   I’m sure my mom is dying to try it.

In other news, I have absolutely nothing to say. Good evening.

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Apr 19 2007

If I never hear another thing about Cho Seung-Hui or David Beckham it will be too soon

Published by Michael Slater under Uncategorized

I don’t care, at all, about whatever it was  Cho Seung-Hui had to say to the world, trying to justify his berserk rampage.    I have no interest in hearing his audio, seeing his ugly photos, or reading his demented prose.  Good riddance to evil rubbish.
I also absolutely don’t care about David Beckham.   And I suspect the rest of the USA is about to give the Beckhams that same rude wake-up call. There is nothing interesting about him, not his sport, not his stupid accent, and not his manufactured image.  My forecast is that he and the LA Galaxy will be about as successful as the last Godzilla movie.

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Apr 17 2007

iRoast appears to be a total piece of junk

Published by Michael Slater under Coffee, iroast

iRoast 2 Profile
This was a disgusting experiment.  I think this proves that either my iRoast is broken or just fundamentally a piece of crap. Regardless of the profile I install, it basically gives the same results:  drive as fast as possible to 200c.  When I programmed in the blue profile (humm at 160, the minimum temp, for 15 minutes) it didn’t even try to throttle itself (by controlling fan speed) until it hit 200c.  WTF is that?

Nauseated I wasted my time with this thing.  Getting service will be a joke — I bought it in Australia. Have fun mailing a cooking appliance into Australia.  I’m basically boned I fear.

Hearthware, maker of the iRoast, doesn’t inspire confidence either. Many out-of-date references on their website, and their faq reeks of Engrish of some type.  Fuck. I should have bought the $2,500 sample roaster instead of the $200 coffee burner instead.

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Apr 17 2007

Fucking weaklings

Published by Michael Slater under Uncategorized

Real estate agent rang Ling on Saturday to tell her about a house for sale in a neighborhood we like, Seletar Estate in District 28.  The owner asked the agent to “quietly” show the house, not to advertise it with a big For Sale sign in front, because they only wanted serious buyers, not tire-kickers.

So we went over that afternoon, checked the place out, and decided it was decent and had some potential after renovation.  Singapore property market is on the rise, so I went home, checked some comparables, and bid the owners $10/square foot (land) more than the most recent sale.

Agent called me monday morning. Sheepishly.  Owners had declined my bid, only saying that they’d consider it, and didn’t want to show me a counter price.

fucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk yoooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

They said they only wanted serious buyers and they pull this?

Trading professionally, i occasionally run into these scared-of-their-shadow types, and I simply loathe them.  They’re the type that show a selling price, you agree to it, and they either flake or only will sell you a tiny volume.  I suppose they figure that since I’m trying to trade with them at that price they must be making a mistake.  Unfortunately this is property market, and not a commodities market,  so there is little I can do to punish them.  The best I can do is if they ever dare to show me a counter offer, my next bid will be $50,000 lower. This is a distinct possibility; the agent told my wife no one else had bid on the house so far.
I barely even care otherwise. This was a house that would have been fine, but we also were 100% able to walk away from if the price didn’t suit.  One characteristic of a rising property market is that it brings a lot of stale inventory onto the market, so I have no concern about being able to find another home.

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Apr 17 2007

Roast 003 Brazillian

Published by Michael Slater under Coffee, Uncategorized, iroast

roast 003 brazillian

Don’t know what sort of programming the iRoast has, but it seems stupid. Note the graph above which shows actual temperature versus the programmed temperature curve. Roast 2 was a hotter profile, yet it managed to be less hot than the Roast 3. Everything else (ambient temperature, beans, weight)
It’s like this thing overshoots but has no satisfactory way to cool or vent itself, so it just keeps overrunning the temperature guidance. We’ll see how the beans are tomorrow morning, but I can’t imagine they are materially different from roast 002. The first crack perhaps came 30 seconds later, but not much, and I still couldn’t get a more extended roast. Ugh.

Am cooling the iroast in front of a fan, and in an hour or so, I’m just going to run it at 160C (the lowest available temperature) for 15 minutes and see what this thing does.

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Apr 15 2007

Roast 002. Finished way early.

Published by Michael Slater under Coffee, Uncategorized, iroast

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Second roast tonight. I used a different profile (also found online). Still was a relatively short roast. First crack still occuring relatively early. Looks like longer stages allow the iRoast to ramp to that temperature more accurately.

Not sure how these beans will turn out, but for next profile I’ll have a longer, cooler stage to start with. Seems to be no problem getting the heat if i do need it.

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Apr 14 2007

PJAS: third award

Published by Michael Slater under Coffee, iroast

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I’ve done a few small batches so far. The first two batches of PNG I carbonized. Then I tried a batch cooked much lighter. It acted really weird in the espresso machine. The water blasted through at light speed, just roared through the portafilter. Even after I made the grind considerably finer, it rocketed through.

Two considerations: 1) are the default iRoast profiles too hot? 2) are 75g batches too small and get cooked too quick? [I seemed to be finishing up quite early in the roasting profiles]

So today I tried another batch, using a customize profile I found online, on a 150g batch. I used brazillian beans this time, hoping that would make a more appropriate espresso single-origin.

I did the roasting, profile shown above. They nominally look ok. I have to wait for 4-14 hours while the beans outgas CO2. In the meantime, I charted the temperature telemetry I captured from the onboard thermometer.

The colored bars are the target temperatures during the three stages. Sort of silly. It doesn’t seem to have much control on the temperature. It seems to steer it more like a freighter than a golf cart. I can program up to five stages (totalling a dead limit of 15 minutes). I suppose once I have enough of this telemetry, I can figure out approximate over- and under-steering on this thing’s temperature control.

I’ll see how the coffee tastes later.

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Apr 12 2007

First roasts with my iRoast2

Published by Michael Slater under Coffee

I collected abou 12kg of green beans yesterday. Tonight I ran 80g of PNG Papua New Guinea through my iRoast2.

Results? I think they were roasted way too dark. I tried “dark roast” profile #2 then ran “light roast” profile #1. Although you have to give the beans 24 to vent off CO2 before using them, just chewing on some beans, and visually inspecting them, they boast quite a char.

The manual says don’t roast with the machine more than once in two hours. I did twice in thirty minutes, so maybe my second attempt (the light roast) was overheated from the preceeding run.

Regardless, I still think this is running way to hot, making far too dark a roast to be worthwhile. So out with the auto programs I guess; I’ll have to start with my own.


Update. So I read some online stuff and realized that people generally shut off the roast (vent it) when the roast gets to the point they want.  Running the full program isn’t necessary. So I just ran another batch, using the light roast preset, and shut it off with about three minutes thirty to go.  Got something around a City+ Roast.  We’ll see how the PNG tastes under those conditions. Certainly better than the char-burgers I made in rounds one and two.

Matt comes out soon. This is screaming weekend project “install a datalogging thermocouple in Mike’s iRoast.”

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Apr 09 2007

Coffee, Pizza, Boy, Ebooks, Japanese

Quick update.

Luke and Ling got back from Perth this afternoon.  Don’t know whether it’s an illusion or not, but Luke looks bigger. I’ve only seen him a few hours total in the last ten days.  One thing is for certain, however, and that is he’s trying to talk much much more.  Lots of long extended babbling repeats of things we say.  Matt comes over next month and I’m guessing by then he will be making some serious noise.

Okonomiyaki is sometimes called Japanese pizza. Tonight we had both Okonomiyaki and italian pizza.  I used the end of the pizza dough from the other day (I didn’t achieve as fluffy a crust as I wanted. I think because I blind-baked the crust in the middle of the oven, not on the bottom element) and used up left over batters from a kimchi okonomiyaki and a seafood okonomiyaki.  I bought several liters of sake, some umeshu, and two cases of Japanese beer for the party sunday. Still to arrange is the sashimi and spare okonomiyaki parts.

My green coffee beans are ready for collection tomorrow. Looking forward to playing with my iRoast 2 roaster.  I used some mocha java recently and it made decent espresso, bit darker than sumatran stuff I’ve been using.

Downloaded several Bruce Sterling and William Gibson books onto my n73 today. It appears that MobiReader only will read its own books purchased from its store. Death Penalty.  QReader appears to read .txt (but not .rtf) and refuses to read .pdfs, so I need to convert the rtf and pdfs to text before copying them over.

Still bumbling along with Japanese.  I’ve been having my teacher come over and give me private lessons instead of the class. I fell behind when I was travelling, so am racing to catch up. Actually I’m not even racing. The class is a giant grammar-cram and I don’t get a chance to practice my speaking. With a tutor, I can practice and work over stuff a lot more, so I am happy with that arrangement.

And I think that is about it.

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Apr 08 2007

Crispy crust on a pizza

Published by Michael Slater under Food, pizza

Did more pizza work this weekend.  I experimented with the cheap, high-gluten ‘Flying Fish’ brand flour.

I made a batch of dough yesterday, letting it double in size, and then sticking it in the refrigerator.   It was shit. Heavy and undeveloped.  I made a mistake involving either amount of water (not enough) or amount of kneading (not enough).  I am pretty sure it was the lack of water.  Water is needed for the gluten development.  I never caught the mistake because I stupidly didn’t check to see if I could make a ‘baker’s window pane’ (translucent film) with the dough.

When I realized what a turd I had in the bowl this morning, I got pissed, threw it away, and made another batch.  This time I made it a bit wetter and after a good long beating with my kitchenaid (idiotically the hinge/kingpin of the blender isn’t keyed, so vigorous blending walks the kingpin out of blender. Inevitably a catastrophic failure) I could make a perfect windowpane.

But alas, I made anoter mistake (I think).  I put the dough to ferment and came back about 75-90 minutes later.  When I went to play with the dough I realized once again I couldn’t make a windowpane.  I think the mistake I made was over-fermenting the dough.

Disgusted, I considered throwing it out, but for some reason didn’t.  Instead i made a pizza with it. It was my best pizza yet!  This is where I learned a few new things:

  • I like a medium crust.  If I make the dough crust a lot thinner than I think I want, this winds up being a medium crust like I prefer.  Same goes for the crust lip. I don’t like a big dough handle, so I make the crust lip pretty small, but it still grows big or bigger than I want.
  • I like my crust crispy.  So this time I baked the crust blind (no sauce) for about seven to ten minutes, and very close to the bottom oven element to get the bottom as crisp as possible.  Generous spritzing of olive oil on the crust, too.  By the time it was fluffed up and starting to brown, then I added on my sauce and toppings and baked it on the middle rack.  This made really crispy, brown pizza crust.

A few things for next time:

  • Increase amount of olive oil in the crust and decrease the sugar.  Sugar attracts water.  Oil fries the crust.  Should mean a crispier shell.
  • When I’m mixing the dough ingredients, I’m going to let half the flour soak in half the water for thirty minutes first. This will give better hydration to the flour and should result in better gluten development.
  • In throwing the crust, I realized if I twirl the crust at eye level using my fists, I can generate the centripetal force needed to stretch out the dough. It seems unecessary to launch the thing to the ceiling (at least at first).

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Apr 07 2007

ebook readers…best practice?

Published by Michael Slater under Technology

My ride to the airport came early last week and caught me scrambling to find some books to bring on the plane.  In haste I grabbed a random Phillip K Dick (Simulacra) and a William Gibson (Count Zero).  Grabbing a random PKD without a backup is a dangerous game. Last time I did it, I was trapped in a dull thai resort with nothing to do except finish the remarkably irritating novel VALIS.

Turns out I had already read half of Simulacra another time.  I didn’t really enjoy it much at all (either time), but it wasn’t nearly as dreadful as VALIS.  I did, however, love Count Zero.  While in Dubai I tried to buy more Gibson books for the return flight. All I managed to get was Idoru.  Further searches through Singapore didn’t turn up much else.

So I turned to the warez world, and within hours had text and pdf copies of all Bruce Sterling’s and William Gibson’s novels.   Definitely a book form is nicer, and reading badly-formatted textfiles not a lot of fun, but on other hand, this stuff is available.

It got me thinking, “how am I going to read this stuff?  what is the state of ebook readers?”

From what I can tell, it’s not in a very good state.  Your choices seem to be to use a backlit PDA or to wish you had an e-ink device.

Well, I’m just going to stipulate right now that I hate PDAs and have no intention of carrying one around.  I actually loathe things like GPS’s and PDA’s because they tend to be so unreliable.  Plus I don’t have a whole lot of reason to carry one around.  My Nokia N73 phone does basically everything I need already.

E-ink is a really cool technology that displays very high-contrast text and uses almost no battery power.  The pity is that currently on the Sony Librie uses it. (ignoring some strange French and Chinese machines)  Being Sony, it is crippled with DRM and Sony’s always-expensive hardware.  I’d really prefer not to tangle myself in Sony’s net.

Where’s that leave me then?  Waiting.  Waiting for either the LoveTrust to finish the  NAEB Reader (this could take years I imagine) or for Amazon to offer their mysterious Kindle ebook reader for $50.  Of course this would be potentially the best outcome, inexpensive, high quality, and hopefully unencumbered by too much DRM BS.
But in the meantime, I did say I have a Nokia N73, which features the reasonably powerful Symbian OS.  So I downloaded a couple ebook readers that should more nicely display text on my screen. I haven’t loaded anything on yet.  I’m a bit doubtful that anything can display a novel on a 2″x3″ display in a way that isn’t exhausting, but I’ll give it a shot.  I’ve downloaded MobiReader and QReader.

Anyone else have any clever ideas?

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Apr 07 2007

New York Times Falafel Recipe

Published by Michael Slater under Food, Uncategorized

This afternoon a wild hair grew up my ass to try this recipe.  You’re supposed to soak the chick-peas twenty-four hours until they triple in size.  After four or five they’d already tripled, and when I bit one, it was soaked through, so I went ahead with the recipe, eighteen hours early.

I followed approximately his recipe.  If you watch the film clip on the NY Times site, you see him using an idiotic, weak blender. He turns the falafel into a runny paste, which really isn’t how the recipe describes it.  I used my monstrous magi-mix food processor, so I had everything nicely diced and cut up, but not pureed.

The chronic problem in my kitchen is that my stove really isn’t hot enough for deep frying.  It’s got to be going downhill in fifth gear before it barely creeps up to 350F and as soon as a passenger gets in, it bogs down to 300. This sucks because it means there is not enough steam generated to keep the oil at bay.  It way ok for the watery falafel (not grease-logged) but means it’s impossible to make french fries.  It also means an ice-cream sized scooper makes balls a touch bigger than suitable for my pot.
I put in more spices than he called for, and I wish I had put in even more.  Next time I’ll add some fennel, too.

The best touch I provided was mixing some plain, homemade yogurt up with a teaspoon of cinnamon.  Cinnamon in yogurt eaten with savory things gives a refined little *pop* to the meal.  In fact, that might have been the best thing from my trip to Dubai, eating camel at a morroccan restaurant, the yogurt had cinammon taint.  (The camel kofta was totally uninteresting.  If you had told me it was lamb, I would have believed you.)
I have some falafel left-over.  Mister merrily gobbled one down.  Mona sniffed and licked hers, but ultimatley abandoned it. She is pure carnivore.  Mister is a grazing pasture dog as far as we can tell.  Loves to go eat bit of sweet grass next door and loves fruit and vegetables.


The Minimalist
For the Best Falafel, Do It All Yourself
By MARK BITTMAN

YOU cannot say enough about falafel. These seasoned fritters are among the best things you can make with chickpeas, they’re easy and rewarding to fry (perfect for novice deep-fryers) and they are vegetarian.

Unlike other bean fritters, falafel is made from uncooked beans. The cooking goes best when the beans are soaked for a full day in plenty of water.

Yes, you can make falafel with canned beans, but the difference in both texture and taste is pronounced. Dried beans are the way to go.

There are two keys to making good falafel. First, keep the amount of water you use when grinding the beans to an absolute minimum. More water makes grinding easier, but it also virtually guarantees that the batter will fall apart when it hits the hot oil. If this happens, bind the remaining mixture by stirring in a little flour.

For this reason, a food processor or very powerful blender is essential; you don’t want a blender that isn’t strong enough to grind the beans without adding too much water.

The second essential step is to get the oil hot enough: 350 degrees or a little higher. If you don’t have a thermometer, just wait until the oil shimmers and then add a pinch of the batter. When it sizzles immediately, sinks about halfway to the bottom, then rises to the top, the oil is ready. If it sinks and stays down, the oil is too cold; if it doesn’t sink at all, the oil is too hot.

Once you get the batter and the oil right, your little patties or balls will brown readily and evenly; they won’t spatter at all.

You can serve falafel in a pita with lettuce, tomatoes, cucumbers and other raw vegetables; or with a green salad.

If you want a fast tahini sauce, mix equal amounts of tahini and yogurt, and season to taste with a little salt, pepper, cumin, raw garlic if you like, and lemon juice. Not-too-hot chili paste is another good accompaniment.

Recipe: Falafel

Time: 1 hour, plus 24 hours’ soaking

1 3/4 cup dried chickpeas
2 cloves garlic, lightly crushed
1 small onion, quartered
1 teaspoon ground coriander
1 tablespoon ground cumin
Scant teaspoon cayenne, or to taste
1 cup chopped parsley or cilantro leaves
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon black pepper
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1 tablespoon lemon juice
Neutral oil, like grapeseed or corn, for frying.

1. Put beans in a large bowl and cover with water by 3 or 4 inches; they will triple in volume. Soak for 24 hours, adding water if needed to keep beans submerged.

2. Drain beans well (reserve soaking water) and transfer to a food processor. Add remaining ingredients except oil; pulse until minced but not puréed, scraping sides of bowl down; add soaking water if necessary to allow machine to do its work, but no more than 1 or 2 tablespoons. Keep pulsing until mixture comes together. Taste, adding salt, pepper, cayenne or lemon juice to taste.

3. Put oil in a large, deep saucepan to a depth of at least 2 inches; more is better. The narrower the saucepan the less oil you need, but the more oil you use the more patties you can cook at a time. Turn heat to medium-high and heat oil to about 350 degrees (a pinch of batter will sizzle immediately).

4. Scoop heaping tablespoons of batter and shape into balls or small patties. Fry in batches, without crowding, until nicely browned, turning as necessary; total cooking time will be less than 5 minutes. Serve hot or at room temperature.

Yield: 6 to 8 servings.

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Apr 07 2007

QR Codes from Japan on my Nokia N73

Published by Michael Slater under Technology

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If you browse a magazine or see a promotional flyer in Japan, you’ll notice many have a square image that looks something like a two-dimensional UPC code. It’s called a QR (Quick Response) code. It encodes anywhere from 1800 to 7500 characters, depending on what set you’re writing. Used for inventory management since 1994, clever Japanese added functionality to handphones allowing consumers photograph these codes and read the data. So now many advertisements include a QR code with all the relevant shop/event data.

I’m going to Tokyo next week, and I wanted to add this functionality to my Nokia N73.

Digging around, I found a downloadable app on the Taiwanese N73 support site. Apparently an earlier app published by Nokia was a real piece of crap and they cancelled it.

I found a second app, Kaywa Reader, that is a little sexier than the Nokia app, Scanlife, but basically does the same thing. They support a lot of phone platforms and it’s a simple matter to install this to my Nokia, which has a Symbian OS.

I installed both; they don’t conflict.

So that’s neat enough, now I can pull directions and contact details more easily in Tokyo. But I also discovered some other interesting functions:

Here’s where you can generate your own QR Codes.


Kaywa also will take your RSS syndication feeds and render them in a mobile phone-friendly format. It renders very nicely (albeit tiny font) on my Nokia.

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Apr 06 2007

Odd day

Published by Michael Slater under Uncategorized

Ling and Luke are in Perth visiting Shyan-Woei and Tien-Lee.  I have the day off from work because Easter is one of the two global holidays where all markets are closed (except, of course, Japan).

Without the customary noise and bedlam of having a two-year old boy running around the house to wake me up, I slept until 10:40am (reminds me of college).  Close call, as my にほんご せんせい (Japanese language teacher) was due at 11:00am.  I showered fast and made ready.

After a couple hours of tuition, I was hungry, so we went to a nearby Japanese restaurant for lunch.  Ling and I have been going here for five or six years, so I received all sorts of dagger eyes from the staff when I walked in with a twenty-something Japanese girl.  After one waitress pointedly asked me, “how’s your SON,” I introduced her to たかあまつせんせい (Teacher Takamatsu) and then the chill in the air cleared.
After lunch I came home and started reading Virtual Light. Fell asleep and woke up at 7:30.  Because that’s what I needed, a four hour nap after sleeping ten hours the previous night.

So anyway, that brings me to now, where I was picking through the refrigerator for something to eat.  There was some old rice cooked days before.  That’s apparently the secret for making decent fried rice (using older rice). I just came into the room to google for decent fried rice recipes.  I opened three.  This is #2 of 3. mmmmmmm

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Apr 06 2007

Voice Talent!

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This is my sister doing the narration for two King’s restaurants in Western Pennsylvania. The last time i remember doing “voice work” for a family restaurant, it was outside a Ponderosa in Kansas City, and we both sat in the parking lot, making pretend vomit noises after a particularly unctuous meal. We were both in convulsive laughter and eventually went super-critical where the pretend gagging sounds became real gagging sounds and we nearly through up in my Buick.

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Apr 04 2007

Zzzzzyriana

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Dubai

Originally uploaded by karavshin.

Got back from Dubai at 0530 today. (Changi airport is great: plane touched runway at 0522. I walked in the front gate of my house at 0558. )

Dubai is the first new country I’ve visited in many years now. I guess last would have been Laos in 2003 (sigh). The route from Hong Kong took us up along the Persian Gulf and along the rocky mountain coast of Oman. It felt thrilling to be entering the Middle East.

Alas Dubai was basically a 100% letdown. It reminded me of Kuala Lumpur (not a good start). Yes, there are gigantic skyscrapers there, but they are scattered haphazardly. Seemed to be miles of mediocre buildings crammed very close to each other and the road.

People talk about shopping, but it was poor too. The selection was practically binary: megamalls packed full of the most expensive brand shops going or tiny little “trader” stores that sold the worst of plastic rubbish manufactured in China. If you know Singapore, imagine Singpore where there are 19 different Paragon shopping plazas (all bigger than each other) and endless ’souks’ of tiny stores selling rubbish you’d see at Muhammed Mustafa.

The food i tried was crap. Toughest, hardest prata I’ve ever eaten and mutton so salty I was dying of thirst all afternoon. I couldn’t find anything in the way of fine coffee (looked on the net too) so settled for the same sickly-sweet nestea + condensed milk they serve through Southeast Asia.

I was only there for two days, so hardly a torture, but this place holds no fascination for me whatever. The only thing I’d like to do is go south to Oman and go 4×4ing in the mountainous interior. Apparently the visa regulations have been loosened massively. Back in 1999 I needed to go to Oman for work, and it was a big production to get a visa (for instance demonstrating there were no visa stamps from ‘Occupied Jeruselam’ in my passport.) Apparently the grandpa shiekh died and was replaced by a more open shiekh and the visa rules were loosened.

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